Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Another one for Lionel, please

Here's another message from a customer

My dear friend John has told me about the services you offer, and I am greatly impressed by your intrepidness. I am yet another victim of Lionel's sharp pen, as he has revealed some unspeakable things I have done in a bar at Broadway. So, you would have my deepest gratifications if you could give Lionel the punch that you promised John and also a black eye. I will pay $1000 for your efforts. Enclosed is $500 as a deposit, thank you and I look forward to reading about your success.

No comments: