Going for a break

We are leaving on a holiday to the Bahamas after our latest success story when we placed a rattlesnake in the car of famous gossip columnist, Mr. Branett, and a punch before tossing him into the car with the rattlesnake. Don't worry, the snake has no venom, but it most certainly gave him a shock. After that, the money was flowing in like water, as we have gained credibility amongst New York elites and notoriety with the police and people who make vilifying others a hobby.



As for our side business of helping bloggers, due to increased requests for privacy from our customers are not revealing the names and blogs of the victims and perpetrators, unless the customer has stated otherwise. We also had many successes on that front, so much so that we now considering employing a team of people to help us in this field. Thank you all for your support and we wish to work with you again.