Going for a break

We are leaving on a holiday to the Bahamas after our latest success story when we placed a rattlesnake in the car of famous gossip columnist, Mr. Branett, and a punch before tossing him into the car with the rattlesnake. Don't worry, the snake has no venom, but it most certainly gave him a shock. After that, the money was flowing in like water, as we have gained credibility amongst New York elites and notoriety with the police and people who make vilifying others a hobby.



As for our side business of helping bloggers, due to increased requests for privacy from our customers are not revealing the names and blogs of the victims and perpetrators, unless the customer has stated otherwise. We also had many successes on that front, so much so that we now considering employing a team of people to help us in this field. Thank you all for your support and we wish to work with you again.

Our apologies

We had to lay low for a while as the police are investigating Mr. Pantaloon's assault. In the mean time we managed to spend our days tracking down Dick's slanderer. We revealed his identity to Dick on the 15th of April, together with the URL of his malefactor. He was very impressed with our abilities and mailed us a bonus of $100, which we have recently accepted with thanks. We are still receiving requests of revenge almost on a weekly basis, so many now that it would be impractical for us to post all of them up due to safety concerns. But, do be aware that we are still in business and we are gathering our resources for our next strike.

Success!!!

We have managed to give Mr. Pantaloon two punches as he was walking out of the Penguin Bar in New York City. We tried to flee, but we noticed that we were being tailed by a car after 5 blocks. We stopped, and anticipating the worse, we stepped out of the our car. Much to our relief, it was one of our customers who was so bemused by our act that he decided to pay us double for our efforts. We kindly accepted the payment, and he said he hoped that we would continue our business.



As for Dick, we are still trying to track this person down, and we hpoe we will able to deliver some good news in a week's time. As for now, be patient and pray for our safety. We thank you in advance for your support.

Help!!!

My name is Dick, and I am a blogger that has been targeted by an anonymous slanderer who leaves the most insulting comments about me in my friends' blogs, please track this person down and leave him a message stating that he deserved to be drawn, quartered, hung, flogged and bashed up by 10 men. Do inform me once the comment has been left on his blog and also send me the URL. Thank you, I am willing to pay you $100 for the job, do you accept? I will be eagerly waiting for your reply.

Another one for Lionel, please

Here's another message from a customer

My dear friend John has told me about the services you offer, and I am greatly impressed by your intrepidness. I am yet another victim of Lionel's sharp pen, as he has revealed some unspeakable things I have done in a bar at Broadway. So, you would have my deepest gratifications if you could give Lionel the punch that you promised John and also a black eye. I will pay $1000 for your efforts. Enclosed is $500 as a deposit, thank you and I look forward to reading about your success.

Oh! That Pantaloon Guy...

This is a message from John (not his real name), of New York City,

I have read that Lionel Pantaloon of the New York Times Gossip Column has wrote some distasteful remarks about me and my relationship with Jane, the daughter of a hotel tycoon. I am at wits end and I really do not know how to get rid of this bad publicity. So, while I sulk over my misfortune, please be so kind to give this guy a good punch in the face. Thank you so much...

PS: Your money will arrive after the deed is done