We are a partnership consisting of me (George) and my partner Dahl, that aims to earn quick money by helping people who have been slandered by someone else to exact revenge. We expertise is placing rattlesnakes in cars, giving people punches, black eyes or any other physical harm. We charge very reasonable prices and the following are our charges
$500 - A punch
$750 - A black eye
$1000 - A punch and a black eye
$1250 - A rattlesnake in his car, or anywhere else you specify
$1750 - All of the above
We also accept customised revenge on a case-to-case basis, prices will be quoted after we consider the act.
We are based in New York City, and would usually do the favours mentioned above within the state of New York. However, with the development of cyberspace, we can now also leave snide remarks in other people's blogs for a small fee. So, leave us a message and we would gladly do your bidding.
